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Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 4518 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Star Shards Collected: | 237 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Rainbows Spotted: | 1 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 481 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 33 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
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And get this, 1 in 3 players show signs of becoming dependent on our server, and 1 in 8 are at risk of misusing their time by playing too much! So come on, join us and become part of the most insane Minecraft community ever! You won’t regret it, unless you have a problem with addiction, then maybe you should stay away. But who cares about that, right? Let’s play!