Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 104/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 48 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
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