Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 107/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 4 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 |
| Ores Mined: | 8469 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so addictive, it’s like an opioid painkiller for your gaming soul! Once you start playing, you won’t be able to stop! We got 148 studies to prove it, involving over 4.3 million players who are now addicted to our server!
And get this, 1 in 3 players show signs of becoming dependent on our server, and 1 in 8 are at risk of misusing their time by playing too much! So come on, join us and become part of the most insane Minecraft community ever! You won’t regret it, unless you have a problem with addiction, then maybe you should stay away. But who cares about that, right? Let’s play!
