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Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 535 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Divine Spears Created: | 27 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 5 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 23 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
Join us and be a part of the action as we turn American white boys into organic mulch for our virtual garden. With 35,000 white boys offing themselves each year, that’s 7 million pounds of mulch added to our soil – talk about sustainable farming!
So come on down and join the fun – who knew Minecraft could be so darkly hilarious? Plus, our veggies taste extra delicious thanks to our unique farming methods. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Lawl!