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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 97/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
Potions Brewed: 187 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4 Astral Projections Made: 4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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