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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 93/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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