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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 100/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
Divine Scrolls Written: 18 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2

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