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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4725
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	491
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Farms Harvested:	948
Divine Spears Created:	29	Astral Projections Made:	3

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Classic Realms

Economy, Survival

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9126
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	811
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Classic Realms is a Minecraft survival server which strives to bring back the old classic survival experience, cutting out the nonsense from modern day servers. If you’re looking for a fun, non p2w server! Classic Realms is your best bet!Connect using bedrock with the ip: bedrock.classicrealms.net and the port 8188

play.classicrealms.net

SkeletoSMP

Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4091
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Runes Activated:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Villages Defended:	13
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Votes:	9504

Best survival SMP u can find . Very good staff and players friendly server everyone will be helpful join us and have fun !!!

fun.skeletosmp.com

Sky Valley

Economy, Skyblock

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2878
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Ores Mined:	1160	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Crops Grown:	5329
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Void Gems Collected:	33

Welcome to Sky Valley This is a server focused on SkyBlock in 1.18.2 that contains RPG elements and other interesting mechanics.** Resources ** + Missions, Improvements, Leaderboards, Island Levels, Improvements + Slimefun – New Features, Backpacks, Reactors, Ranks + New custom Enchantments! + New fish, bait with sales system! + Spawners, Boxes, Votes, Jobs, Auctions, Arena + Skills, Boostable Stats and Mana! + Kits, weekly and daily events!,

skyvalleymc.servmine.com

SeaSide

MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4444
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4603	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

mc-seaside.eu

HexArchon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7187
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Holy Grails Found:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35

Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

play.hexarchon.net

Teacher

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5343
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Dimension Hops:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

play.maestrea.com

WHY

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1618
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

play.ninden.net

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4910
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	53	Villages Defended:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

havzmar.nodecraft.gg

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5690
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Emeralds Found:	118
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

play.sapphiresmp.net

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6325
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mines Excavated:	2174
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

play.contentveen.nl

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7811
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Astral Projections Made:	0	Chimeras Created:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

UneasyVanilla.com

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6237
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7514
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

play.anarchus.com

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2044
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

64.20.56.219:19145

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4346
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Crops Grown:	2850
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

play.hotdogwater.dog

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7165
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Runes Activated:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

play.Carpour.com