Blocky Shenanigans: Just Mess Up My World, Bro

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7243
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Farms Harvested:	153	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Love Letters Sent:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to just fuck your shit up, my guy in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for epic adventures, where you’ll encounter creepy creepers that tell dad jokes, zombie villagers that break out into dance routines, and skeleton archers that challenge you to a game of chess.

Need a break from all the chaos? Relax in our pixelated spa where you can get a virtual massage from a blocky llama or sip on a diamond-infused potion at the bar.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing and will challenge you to a rap battle for the title of Blockbuster Champion.

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only rule is to have fun and just fuck your shit up, my guy!

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2641
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

akiomc.com:25576

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4347
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	9583	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

mc.thealater.com

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6878
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Dimension Hops:	15
Ores Mined:	586	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Crops Grown:	4505
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

play.GensFood.net

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8594
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Divine Spears Created:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

play.ecosmp.net

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3600
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

sentouki.net

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7913
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1970
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3859
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Mines Excavated:	3716
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Animals Bred:	85
Dragon Eggs Found:	9873	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6520
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2186
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8722
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Mines Excavated:	1235	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	213
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4756
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Magic Items Found:	3126	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Votes:	2766

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6441
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Zombie Dances:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Towns Built:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Ores Mined:	8446

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2982
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com