Blocky Shenanigans: Just Mess Up My World, Bro

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5393
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to just fuck your shit up, my guy in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for epic adventures, where you’ll encounter creepy creepers that tell dad jokes, zombie villagers that break out into dance routines, and skeleton archers that challenge you to a game of chess.

Need a break from all the chaos? Relax in our pixelated spa where you can get a virtual massage from a blocky llama or sip on a diamond-infused potion at the bar.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing and will challenge you to a rap battle for the title of Blockbuster Champion.

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only rule is to have fun and just fuck your shit up, my guy!

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3379
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Secret Passages Found:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Divine Spears Created:	14
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	5

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

play.astra-mc.net

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6925
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Love Letters Sent:	20
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

play.phloxmc.net

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	480
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	419	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Ores Mined:	7583	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

play.mythical-empires.com

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8959
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	30	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	14

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

mc.trekcraft.net

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9762
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	379	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Emeralds Found:	1026	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

novacapitalserver.com.br

Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1675
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2177	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

mc.ranchncraft.com

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4116
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Meteorites Collected:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

jes.earth

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4543
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Crops Grown:	3901
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

mc.kiraskingdom.com

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	878
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	864153	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	6337
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1

play.townysmp.com

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8856
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Enchantments Applied:	240
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Love Letters Sent:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

drgnshield.com

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8577
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Dimension Hops:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

mc.beuteugeu.com

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9965
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	New Chunks Explored:	868581
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	163
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

gtamc.us

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1160
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Magical Moments Shared:	7

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

mcs.firestartermc.com

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8891
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Chimeras Created:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	197
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Dimension Hops:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

primordialmc.com

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4104
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Dragon Eggs Found:	2064
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16

play.beacoland.com