Blocky Shenanigans: Just Mess Up My World, Bro

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1322
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Alien Abductions:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

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BusinessCraft City Roleplay

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7350
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Are you ready to explore a new role play server? BusinessCraft is a minecraft-survival City Roleplay server that uses custom easy to use plugins to simulate aspects of a real city. The server includes a wide selection of jobs such as: Engineer, Miner, Lumberjack, Doctor, Lawyer and many more! This server also has a government and democratic elections!Live in a cozy house in the suburbs while building your business empire downtown. You can start businesses ranging from agriculture to manufacturing, scale your business into a large corporation or keep it a small local business, or you can work for another company and enjoy everything else the city has to offer!The city has lots to explore, you can rent apartments including penthouses, explore easter eggs like the sewers, or venture into the acres of wildlife preserve just outside city limits! Buses, trains, subways, and planes can help you travel throughout the city and world. Nearly everything built within the city is player owned and operated.

play.mcbusinesscraft.com

GoldenSky Server

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9399
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Divine Spears Created:	28
Players Killed by Monsters:	7320	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

The GoldenSky server has been around since 2013 and is 10 years old this year! Over the years it has included many players who have collected very personal memories in the game and with other players. The focus of the server is the game modes SkyBlock and Survival.

play.golden-sky.de

Ruinous Horizons

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6724
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	427	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Welcome to Ruinous Horizons, the most thrilling Cobblemon server pack you’ve ever seen! Dive into a world where Pokémon become your greatest ally and embark on an epic journey filled with adventure. Additional mods are added to enhance the experience. Use our modpack! Just search up Ruinous Horizons on technic or curseforge, or join our discord to see more ways.

rhorizons.apexmc.co:25602

Aether SMP

Economy, Survival

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9337
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Animals Bred:	124
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Gods Slained:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

› ˖°꒰ What is Aether SMP? Aether SMP is a Java and Bedrock SMP server founded on friendship and having a good time. We seek to create a comfortable and fun atmosphere for everyone. If you’re looking for a server that feels like a family, check us out.› ˖°꒰ Server Features: ╭ ────────────────── :: -﹆ ៸ ៸ Non-P2W ︰﹆៸៸ Java/Bedrock crossplay ︰﹆៸៸ Appealable bans ︰﹆៸៸ Vote ranks with perks A ﹆ ៸ ៸ TPA / Sethomes ︰﹆៸៸ Warp creation ︰﹆៸៸ Player driven economy ︰﹆៸៸ Open staff applications ︰﹆៸៸ Relaxed rules ╰ ────────────────── ::

play.aethersmp.com

Bloom SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1961
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3352
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Welcome to the original Bloom SMP! The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.Features: – Anti griefing – Cross play – A welcoming community – An active Discord – A friendly staff team – Regular eventsBloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

play.bloomsmp.net

Swemy Horseys

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1977
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Votes:	6662	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Emeralds Found:	2260
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5

Swemy Horseys is equestrian roleplay and economy server. Swemy Horseys is based off the SWEM mod, as well as it features a variety of other mods. We offer economy, roleplay, competition, and adventure. Our server is still in early development, but still open to the public as we continuously work on upgrading the server and creating better and better content. Check out our website for much more in depth information and see what future plans we have cooking up!Economy Buy, sell, get a server job, or create your own business. Become a farrier, vet, stablehand, rescue worker, swe-mart employee, riding instructor, facility owner/business owner, breeder, builder, contractor, photographer, videographer, and much more!Roleplay Build, compete, create your own facilities, take care of your horse, ride with friends.Adventure Play survival, explore, fight bosses, complete dungeons, and fight to earn your own dragon egg. You can travel the skies by dragon, and travel the lands by horse!Tags Java > 1.18.2 > Equestrian > Forge > Economy > Survival > Adventure > Roleplay > Modded

51.81.37.166:36570

LumaMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7327
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	11

We’re a TownySMP focused on quality gameplay with a strong and friendly community. On Luma you’ll find tons of fun and unique features such as custom items (custom coded), seasons world (syncs up to real life), item wraps, mcMMO, and of course Towny!

play.lumamc.net

Gratopia

LifeSteal, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4000
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20

[1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

gratopia.gg

HibiscusMC

Survival

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1082
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Enchantments Applied:	299
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

ms.hibiscusmc.com

GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8500
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Void Armor Forged:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	159

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

gt.craftersland.net

HaxMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	339
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	512	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

play.haxmc.fun

Shaded

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4815
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

play.shaded.gg

Hjonkcraft Servers

Creative, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1130
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Magic Items Found:	2567	Love Letters Sent:	14
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Welcome to Hjonkcraft Servers We are proudly a fully free to play server that has no paid entry and no donation store or micro transactionsWe have multiple servers to play on including Survival / Minigames / Hardcore / CreativeHardcore will reset every month and we give rewards to top hardcore players.Minigames are fully automatic and have their own server on the network, we host minigame Sunday every SundaySurvival has a few quality of life additions including bosses, we will occasionally run a server wide boss rush event. Hjonkcraft is a server that celebrates it’s community and player’s achievements, come be a part of it 🙂

Play.hjonkcraft.com

Arcadia

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8731
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

play.mcarcadia.com

Haven Network

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8719
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	6753	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3170
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Dive into Haven’s Survival server for an unparalleled adventure featuring unique dungeons, customizable kits, job opportunities, and epic quests with playtime rewards. Take the excitement up a notch on our KitPvP server, where you’ll engage in 1.8 PvP mechanics, climb leaderboards, duel opponents, and conquer custom arenas with multiple kits. Join us for an immersive experience where survival meets thrilling PvP battles.

play.safe-haven.me:25645