Blocky Shenanigans: Just Mess Up My World, Bro

#badhaircut, #badhairday, #barberfail, #haircutdisappointment, #haircutdisaster, #haircutdisaster2021, #haircutdisasterfunny, #haircutdisasterjokes, #haircutdisastermemes, #haircutdisasterpics, #haircutdisasterstory, #haircutfail, #haircutgonewrong, #haircutmishap, #haircutnightmare, #haircutregret, #hairdisaster, #justfuckmyshitup, #myguy, blocky, Bro, Mess, Shenanigans, world

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8633
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5983	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	9

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to just fuck your shit up, my guy in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for epic adventures, where you’ll encounter creepy creepers that tell dad jokes, zombie villagers that break out into dance routines, and skeleton archers that challenge you to a game of chess.

Need a break from all the chaos? Relax in our pixelated spa where you can get a virtual massage from a blocky llama or sip on a diamond-infused potion at the bar.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing and will challenge you to a rap battle for the title of Blockbuster Champion.

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only rule is to have fun and just fuck your shit up, my guy!

VanillaHub

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4072
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Votes:	1438
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

1.20 HAS JUST HAPPENED ON VANILLAHUB!An active survival server, that brings new and exciting updates regularly. Including custom cosmetics to customize your player, epic events and much more! We also have a very active discord server to chat with the whole community! https://discord.gg/vh– Item based shopping district– (/rtp) RTP at spawn– (/keepinv) Toggleable keep inventory– (/claim) Claims and grief protection

vanillahub.net

PokeRetreat

Pixelmon, Roleplay

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2488
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	64	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Villages Defended:	12
Void Gems Collected:	26	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

IP » play.pokeretreat.com Website »https://store.pokeretreat.com/ Discord » https://discord.gg/B4sq2bUkzpPokeRetreat is a server providing the popular Cobblemon mod. At PokeRetreat, we strive to bring the best quality gameplay for all players in mind, whilst trying to build and connect a community together. IMPORTANT: We’re a fabric server on minecraft version 1.20.1 please download the cobblemon mod here: https://modrinth.com/mod/cobblemon or if you’re on technic search for cobblemon and download the fabric version » Features: • #1 Cobblemon Experience • Customized Builds • GTS • Events • Player Gyms

play.pokeretreat.com

RawMinecraft 2.0

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2930
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Divine Spears Created:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dimension Hops:	2

Original Mojang server file, Vanilla SMP for builders. Share your screenshots on http://rawminecraft.com/ . It may be a new ip address but it’s the same old world & builds we know & love seeing.Please be respect the other players and their creations. No Griefing. No Stealing. No Raiding. No Prejudice Slurs. No Hacked Clients. PvP is on, but it is only on consent of all parties. Raw Minecart is whitelisted now so you will need to contact Rustycan or Mrs_Rustycan on discord or email them at [email protected].

RawMinecraft2.mcserv.co

VortexNetwork

Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8036
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

VortexNetwork.me

RTVCRAFT

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1661
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	9779
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Void Gems Collected:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

rtv_craft.apexmc.co:25667

Alternative World

Survival

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3736
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Buildings Constructed:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Emeralds Found:	4572	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

playmc.alt-w.net

GlitchyMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1311
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	4024	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

glitchy.mc-server.eu:30045

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7933
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Crops Grown:	2349
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	8

Sweet Pea is a friendly Minecraft server. We offer a semi-vanilla experience with a few plugins to spice things up. We have a customized shop plugin where you can buy and sell stuff with in-game currency. A friendly community is always there when you need them and more than willing to help out with anything, big or small. We even have Discord <-> Minecraft chat so you can chat without even having to be online! Along with the listed above features, we’re constantly updating to add new features and upgrade QOL across the server. Join us now at sweetpeamc.com 🙂 Hope to see y’all online!

sweetpeamc.com

CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

PvE, Whitelist

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7574
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8511	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1674	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

vh.casualcrafters.net

FriendlyCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6074
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	248
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3

We are a family-friendly community with a natural economy. Earn money by working for other players, farming crops that actually develop while you are away, or selling mob eggs you have captured. Scavenging unprotected chests and abandoned homes is allowed! Work your way up a unique ranking system of 50 ranks, based on playtime, and accumulated wealth! You will unlock special rewards and abilities along the way! Have you ever wanted to live in the Nether? Now you can build an epic Nether base and claim it! Come Join Us Now!

play.friendlycraftmc.com

FaeTalesMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3269
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
New Chunks Explored:	222007	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Welcome to FaeTalesMC – Features – Bedrock Port : 19132– Slimefun (We will be adding in more add-ons as we grow!) – Towny /w Map – Cosmetics – Jobs – McMMO – PyroFishing ( WIth custom textures!) – PyroMining – Marriage Plugin – Balanced Economy – Player Shops – Big Community and Streamer Friendly – Shop

play.faetalesmc.net

SuperSurvivalX

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9634
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Star Shards Collected:	291
Towns Built:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2527	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

→ IP : supersurvivalx.minesr.com ← Discord : discord.gg/esbBGAe6KjOperating a nuclear powerplant ? check ! Drug and alcohol plugins ? check ! Economy ? check ! Player warps and minigames ? check ! Joining the server now ? check !

supersurvivalx.minesr.com

Veroxus

Anarchy, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4670
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Villages Defended:	20	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Do you want a hot chick, a Ferrari, and a trillion dollars? Well, we don’t offer that in the Lifesteal department. But we do offer an AMAZING MINECRAFT SMP Introducing the Veroxus Lifesteal SMP, the DonutSMP alternative without the sweaty losers and Lifesteal added!We offer: * Fusion Think of if DonutSMP and the Lifesteal SMP had a baby * Smooth KB + Zero Lag This is an SMP with actual good knockback. The PvP is amazing. You won’t find any lag here * Zero Claims and Constant Raids Server is aiming to grow to 500 concurrent players by the end of July, so expect to find lots of bases where you can destroy and loot bases with no claim protection, be water, my friend 🥋 * 1.20 LATEST AND GREATEST VERSION SUPPORT We offer Minecraft on the latest version, you won’t have to play 1.12 like cheating noob servers such as 2b2t * HIRING STAFF Must be qualified We pay our staff monthly too! DM staff to get a job!We don’t have: Joe Biden’s Chocolate Chip. Ice Cream Vanilla is waaaay better

veroxus.club

IipuCraft

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7768
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Villages Defended:	7
Zombie Dances:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	39	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Iipukema Network presents Ipucraft, the official McMMo server of the iipukema network, a survival with economy, in which you can sell and buy objects with in-game money, Bank to be able to save all the millions of iipucoins that you get, auctions to be able to sell what you don’t need, claims so that your things are always protected, Clans so that you and your friends can have a meeting place. Arenas con ranking, Surprise boxes through daily votes, Food market where you can buy any item you need, lore and much more!!! Find out at iipukema.com port 25565 Java and Bedrock! Iipukema.com the only server that shows its face! Follow us on Twitch and other social networks!!! Join the community…what are you waiting for?We have SquidGames, OneBlock, Skyblock, Skywars, Parkour, Lifestile, Minigames, Normal Survival and Technical Survival. What are you waiting for to come in and try?

iipukema.com:25580

Lava Rising

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5900
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Towns Built:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Looking for a thrilling and competitive Minecraft mini-game? Look no further than Lava Rising! Battle to death against other players while trying to survive as the lava rises around you. When you join the server, you’ll enter one of the elevators and be teleported to the game itself; you will receive randomized items that match the biome you’re in, such as blaze rods in the nether or elytras in the end. Craft armor and weapons to defend yourself and be the last one standing. Once you’ve completed the game, return to the lobby with your newfound items and sell any extras for totems, gapples, and other valuable items. And if you’re looking to upgrade to netherite, head to the nether to collect random items until you obtain netherite ingots. Parts of the lobby can move, it is designed unlike any other server, you will just have to see for yourself. Join Lava Rising now for a competitive and thrilling Minecraft experience.

lavarising.org