Blocky Shenanigans: Just Mess Up My World, Bro

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5031
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Astral Projections Made:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Chimeras Created:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to just fuck your shit up, my guy in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for epic adventures, where you’ll encounter creepy creepers that tell dad jokes, zombie villagers that break out into dance routines, and skeleton archers that challenge you to a game of chess.

Need a break from all the chaos? Relax in our pixelated spa where you can get a virtual massage from a blocky llama or sip on a diamond-infused potion at the bar.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing and will challenge you to a rap battle for the title of Blockbuster Champion.

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only rule is to have fun and just fuck your shit up, my guy!

GokuBoxPVP Reborn

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5552
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

GokuBoxPVP Is A Greek/English Box PVP Server, Box PVP Means That You Grind Your Way To The Top By Opening Crates, Mining And Selling Ores And By Killing And Gathering Tokens To Upgrade Your Armor, All That Whilst Also Fighting For Your Life, Finnaly For A Little Help To New Players, Killing Players Without Armor Is NOT Allowed.

194.247.42.181:28978

BeeWildMC

Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6939
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magic Items Found:	6449
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Emeralds Found:	1023	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1

1.20.1 Java SMP Survival server with Quests (one time, and daily), Jobs, MCMMO, Custom Ranks available in game, PvE, large resource world, claims, grief prevention, and more.

Oneblock access is now available to everyone in game!

play.beewildmc.com

Relicium

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	864
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Farms Harvested:	897
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Discover Relicium, a Minecraft server where strategy, bravery and cooperation forge legends. Immerse yourself in an epic adventure in search of ancient relics, lead your alliance to glory, and shape the destiny of nations. With unique tycoon mechanics and “King of the Hill” events, Relicium offers an unmatched experience. Are you ready to make your mark in the world of Relicium? Join now and write your own story!

relicium.apexmc.co

Concordia MC

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4315
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Key things about Concordia MC: – We are a Semi-vanilla SMP server on Java 1.20.2!! – Economy and shopping district included! (you can own your own shop as well) – Help channels are readily available in our discord. – Donator roles can be purchased OR earned through referring friends! – English language only. – Hosted in Eastern North America! No lag can be felt from Western NA, Eastern NA and Europe! – No PVP (unless both players consent) – it’s a chill place to hang with friends without any drama! – A very good Anti-Cheat plugin keeps those pesky hackers away. – Land claiming is incorporated via the Residence plugin! – Future plans include a housing district at spawn, regular fun events, minigames, competitions and fun events.

concordiamc.apexmc.co:25636

CraftMine

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6456
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7506	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4980	Potions Brewed:	109
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

CraftMine is a Semi-Vanilla Survival Server that has for years been building an awesome community of players, everyone is welcome on CraftMine.

Even cracked players.

41.62.8.27

Revis-live.de

Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4259
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Revis-live.de – Your home for a nostalgic Minecraft experience!

Welcome to Revis-live.de, the Minecraft network that specializes entirely in freebuild and citybuild. Our focus is on giving you a feeling of nostalgia while integrating cutting-edge plugins for ultimate convenience.

Growing community: Join our ever-growing community and discover how Minecraft builds friendships and unlocks creativity. We look forward to welcoming you to our network!

Enter the world of Revis-live.de and discover why we are more than just a Minecraft server – we are a vibrant community waiting to be enriched by you. We look forward to welcoming you soon!

revis-live.de

Comunidad Extreme LDM

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2925
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9159	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	171
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

-new realistic biomes -New decoration blocks -City with plots -Auctions -Clans -Infinite parkour with score -Pets -New enchantments (over 200) -Shop for custom items, cars, planes, firearms, blocks -Stones of Protection -Jobs -Graves -Meteorites -Trade with /trade -Moris is a /dback

mc.extremeldm.com

GANGUI

KitPvP, PvP, Vanilla

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	270
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

2 guys who want to change the minecraft game. we are not currently open but… http://gangui.eu – 1.20 +

gangui.eu

GG-Survival.net

Anarchy, Economy, Survival

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1784
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9

Economy Survival: Welcome to GG-Survival.net, where the thrill of survival meets the excitement of a bustling economy! Dive into our Economy Survival world where you can craft, build, and thrive in a dynamic player-driven economy. Engage in trade, set up your own shops, and amass wealth as you explore the vast landscapes filled with endless opportunities. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your Minecraft journey, our Economy Survival server offers a rich and immersive experience for all. Join us and carve your path to success in a world where your skills and entrepreneurship reign supreme.

Anarchy: Prepare yourself for the ultimate test of survival in the untamed lands of GG-Survival.net’s Anarchy server. Here, chaos reigns supreme as players navigate a lawless landscape where anything goes. No rules, no boundaries, just pure, unadulterated freedom to play the game as you see fit. Whether you’re forming alliances, waging epic battles, or simply exploring the vast, uncharted territories, our Anarchy server offers an adrenaline-fueled experience like no other. Will you rise to power or fall to the depths of chaos? The choice is yours in GG-Survival.net’s Anarchy server. Join us if you dare to embrace the wild side of Minecraft.

play.gg-survival.net

SkyBlueMC

KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8393
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
New Chunks Explored:	296473	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Dimension Hops:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Server based on Survival and PvP Modes, server events are always notified through the Server discord.

Play.SkyBlueMC.Net

WishSMP

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3449
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Emeralds Found:	5880	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Welcome to WishSMP . our main goal on this server is to help others share there skills wether its from basic skills to expert skills we are WISH Team and we like to share and helpout . WishSMP is a server that is also dedicated to achieving minecrarfts first ever zen garden server meaning that it is ment for people to come , play and relax . our dedicated discord server has a dedicated chat channel and voice chats that are ment to release stress so come on join WISH SMP and our discord server to have fun and relax .Also stay tuned for updates on our secret game modes

192.99.188.245:25594

SaintMC

Skyblock

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1917
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9

Embark on an awesome adventure by playing the #1 Community-Based Minecraft Network. SaintMC , so you’ll experience a brand-new community-based server like no other. We also offer Bedrock Support, which you can use with 25597.

tabularia

Anarchy, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6988
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Tapularia stands as an experimental Minecraft server, a realm crafted not merely for play but as a canvas for probing the depths of human reactions, behaviors, and sentiments. It serves as a social laboratory, meticulously designed to scrutinize responses towards diverse facets: content proliferation, social dynamics, friendship cultivation, patterns of griefing, economic principles, and ownership paradigms. Embedded within its virtual terrain lies a nuanced critique of contemporary capitalism, ingeniously woven into the fabric of a Minecraft universe.

31.214.135.16:26212

Shadowgem

Pixelmon

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3139
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Hello and Welcome to Pixelmon Shadowgem! A small community looking to welcome new members into it’s ranks. We offer free prebuilt homes incase you don’t feel like building. A slide to catch almost any Pokemon and a chance for most legendary pokemon to show up at spawn! Join and give us a try! Discord: IP:45.144.225.101:25565

-/shop -Pokemon Plushies -Dex Rewards -Pixelmon Skills -/HUNT -/Bingo -Crates -Shadow Pokemon

45.144.225.101

AxolotlMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9694
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

ACTIVE SKYBLOCK! WE WILL BE WITH YOU SOON WITH MORE. THE BEST PLUGINS, THE BEST MAPLER, THE MOST EQUIPPED MANAGEMENT TEAM.

AXOLOTL MC

89.35.52.185