Blocky Shenanigans: Just Mess Up My World, Bro

#badhaircut, #badhairday, #barberfail, #haircutdisappointment, #haircutdisaster, #haircutdisaster2021, #haircutdisasterfunny, #haircutdisasterjokes, #haircutdisastermemes, #haircutdisasterpics, #haircutdisasterstory, #haircutfail, #haircutgonewrong, #haircutmishap, #haircutnightmare, #haircutregret, #hairdisaster, #justfuckmyshitup, #myguy, blocky, Bro, Mess, Shenanigans, world

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6001
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to just fuck your shit up, my guy in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for epic adventures, where you’ll encounter creepy creepers that tell dad jokes, zombie villagers that break out into dance routines, and skeleton archers that challenge you to a game of chess.

Need a break from all the chaos? Relax in our pixelated spa where you can get a virtual massage from a blocky llama or sip on a diamond-infused potion at the bar.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing and will challenge you to a rap battle for the title of Blockbuster Champion.

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only rule is to have fun and just fuck your shit up, my guy!

L&N Craft | Vanilla+ SMP | Read Description

Qol, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Vanillaish, Vanillasmp, Vanillasurvival

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2809
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	4513
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Magic Items Found:	2765
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	10

L&N Craft

We strive to be a small, tight-knit community made for long term building with player–based resets. Along with a strict interview process for our new players, ensuring they are in agreeance with our rules and would be a good fit to our community. This is an 18+ server for all the people out there who want a more mature space to make jokes, be comfortable, and fit in.

Vanilla+

Our server has a few quality of life plugins for the comfort and freedom of our players that do the following:

– Check amount of bees and honey in beehives

– Turn item frames invisible and you can open chests through them

– Right-click to harvest crops

– Leaves decay much faster

– Removes the “Too expensive” message on anvils

– Have custom tags when you donate/get recognized

– A few more!

How to Join

First join our discord where you’ll be prompted with our rules, then go on to an interview request form. Upon acceptance with that you’ll have a required voice interview with one of our staff members who will then review your answers and appropriately move you on from there.

Discord Link: https://discord.gg/2QN27CCH86

154.41.229.198

PokeClash Cobblemon [Fabric 1.20.1] – The Cobbleist Cobblemon Experience!

Cobblemon, Other, Pixelmon, Pixelmonreforged

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8839
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Crops Grown:	3852
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Welcome to **PokeClash**! We are a server that wants to blend cobblemon and minecraft survival while adding fun things to do over the top! We are a small time venture. We are open to the public! Join the discord to get updates!

Server Version: **1.4**

**Features**

– Non-PTW– In Game Rankup (and Donation Ranks if you want them)– Jobs– Minecraft Task Quests– Shopkeepers– Land Claiming and Homes– Gravestones – Tokens that protect your inventory if you die– Fakemon Spawns– WonderTrade!– Pokemon Trading– Pokemon Fishing – Fish up different Rarity Pokemon and treasures!– Fish Up Pokemon to battle or catch!– New Resource World planned every week (never run out of resources)– Custom textures and blocks– Emotes, Balloons, Hats, backpacks and other cosmetics!– parties and friend lists!– and more to come!

Discord: https://discord.gg/pokeclashModrinth Modpack: https://modrinth.com/modpack/pokeclash-cobblemonCurseForge Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/pokeclash-cobblemonTechnic Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/pokeclash-cobblemon.1961440

cobble.pokeclash.com

CraftDem Heartz

Adventure, Disney, Finalfantasy, Kingdomhearts, Other

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2360
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dimension Hops:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Star Shards Collected:	168	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Welcome to CraftDem Heartz!!!

This isn’t your typical space traveling Kingdom Hearts adventure. What if when exiting the door of Traverse Town, there was grass and trees? Continue exploring while fighting off heartless and other familiar creatures till you come across… a Chocobo Farm? Agrabah? or even Balamb Garden? Yes, you will find these and many more locations from Kingdom Hearts/Disney/Pixar/Final Fantasy that you can visit on foot(or mount) in this custom made map.

Currently whitelisted while we build. If you would like to help, please reach out. Terrain could use some love and constantly adding builds. We will also need a large variety of models for mobs, gear, furniture, etc. The focus is the builds but music/sound creation and extra minds to bounce story ideas would be nice too.

Discord: https://discord.gg/296h8CRxYS

History debrief:

This has been an ongoing project of mine for a few years now that I have originally planned out close to a decade ago. Over the past 4 years, we have gone through several obstacles and had originally been set up with the intention of using mods and the kingdomkeys mod(highly recommend trying out) but with mods progressing at diff levels, it made it difficult to create this vision. So we went with plugins and resourcepacks which also means creating everything from scratch(weapons, mobs, leveling system, etc.) but it is soo worth it.

craftdem-heartz.meenhost.com:25566

Black Hole SevTech

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9293
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Divine Spears Created:	23
Potions Brewed:	77	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Fresh SevTech Ages Anarchy Server 3.2.3 No Discord, we use Telegram https://t.me/+tgRHcDaarmY3NmMx Administrator contact https://t.me/sonomukashi 5.161.79.119:25566 CPU: AMD EPYC (4) @ 2.445GHz Memory: 3.5GB Disk: NVMe 160GB Download 3Gbps Upload 2Gbps

Please note the information here may not be up to date and its best to join the Telegram group to stay up to date

5.161.79.119

Web_

Factions, Prison, Vanilla

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8929
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Animals Bred:	38
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Ores Mined:	2150
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121	Buildings Constructed:	14
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Project Eden is an Old-School Non OP Prison. Work your way through four wings, each with their own unique ecosystem , loot table, and design. Work hard and gather resources, or use brute force and trickery to rob from those honest few. No matter the strategy, you’ll have to form alliances if you wish to feel truly safe.

C-Prisoner- Fresh out out the cyropod right into an alien planet, this is your first step to see if you will earn your freedom, or toil away incaptivity.

B-Prisoner – You’ve proven yourself capable and have begin to make a name for yourself. Finally, you can assert some “authority”

A-Prisoner- You’ve seen many shapeless nights, the chaos on the enclosure is routine to you now, in fact your starting most of it. Here you should have strong alliances made and rivals to target.

Elite-Prisoner- You are the Apex Predator of this Ecosystem, will you control your turf with approachable business, or cutthroat schemes. Freedom is almost in sight.

ProjectEden.apexmc.co

pinecraftequestrian.com

Cross-Play

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1007
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	867
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

This server is pinecraftequestrian for horse lovers. It is for my granddaugter to play her games on Mindcraft.

pinecraftequestrian.com

BoredomMC

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7692
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47

Boredom MC is a private/whitelisted vanilla gameplay SMP server focused on keeping Minecraft the way it’s meant to be played. We now only accept players that are 17 years of age, or older. We have a dedicated staff team and an amazing community of tightly-knitted players who make this an experience to never forget. Don’t hesitate to become a part of our amazing, and active community.

Play.BoredomMC.Com

Nexus Anarchy | 1.20x | BRAND NEW | Join Today!

2b2t, 2b2tclone, Anarchy, Brandnewserver, Hacking Allowed, Norules, Survival

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1582
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Void Gems Collected:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Dragons Tamed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mines Excavated:	2708

Experience the chaos of Nexus Anarchy, a Minecraft server where there are no rules and hacking is allowed. With no staff to enforce any regulations, players are free to explore and create their adventures. Join our brand new server that opened on 1/16/24 and enjoy the 24/7 gameplay at nexusanarchy.minecraftserver.us

nexusanarchy.mcserver.us

KeyCraft RP | 1.20+ | ✨ Medieval Fantasy Roleplay | ⚔️ Vanilla/Quests/MCMMO |

120server, dnd, Dungeons, Dwarf, Elf, Factions, FANTASY, Fantasyrp, Guilds, Kingdom, Lgbt, Lgbtfriendly, Lore, Magic, MCMMO, Medieval, Medievalfantasy, Nowhitelist, PvE, Quest, Roleplay, RPG, Rpserver, Shop, smp, Spells, Survival, Survivalmultiplayer, Vampire

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2079
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Gods Slained:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Love Letters Sent:	13
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

KeyCraft RP | 1.20+ | ✨ Medieval Fantasy Roleplay | ⚔️ Vanilla/Quests/MCMMO | Minecraft Server

KeyCraft is the ultimate Roleplay experience in Minecraft.

Set in the fantasy world of Omnia, KeyCraft offers a unique spin on text-based roleplay with our extensive and ever-growing lore! We have multiple cities filled with tons of races and cultures for players to be apart of! Participate in events, create your own group or guild, perhaps even just enjoy the simple life as a farmer! You can do it all here, and we’re open to anyone 13+ !

Everyone will be able to find their purpose on KeyCraft, you just have to unlock your potential!

Java IP: keycraft.mcserver.us

Key Features

handcrafted lore, including

How does KeyCraft differ from other servers?KeyCraft is Non-Whitelisted, but strictly 13+, younger players are encouraged to join when they’re older! KeyCraft also features multiple ways for the players to shape the world, whether that’s through Guild Favor, Build requests, or Player Events, the world is in your hands!

KeyCraft RP | 1.20+ | ✨ Medieval Fantasy Roleplay | ⚔️ Vanilla/Quests/MCMMO | Minecraft Server

Where to Find usKeyCraft Official Discord Group!KeyCraft Official Wiki Page!KeyCraft TikTok Account!KeyCraft InstaGram Page!

KeyCraft Patreon!

Feel free to check us out!

keycraft.mcserver.us

Aurkana

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2725
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Welcome to Aurkana! A friendly community server with a Minecraft experience unlike no other. We offer a Semi-Vanilla game-play along with many features to enjoy with your friends or our community! Heres what we offer for you:

– Grief Prevention/Claiming so that your builds are fully protected from any other players unless granted permission from you!

– An economy! We offer jobs that pay you in-game for just doing things you would regularly do in the Minecraft game; Exploring, Mining, Hunting, etc. With the economy you’ll have access to the /shop to purchase a few of the necessary items you may need/want in-game!

– PlayerWarps! You’ll be able to create your own warps in order for other players to visit/teleport to your builds/shops!

– Pets! Everyone on the server is allowed to obtain any mob pet on the server, this includes pets with their own skills such as Pvp, Riding, Farming, etc! Just hold a lead in hand and kill it with that and boom its yours!

– PVP toggling! No more having to worry about other players trying to Pvp you. By default it is toggled off.

Playtime ranks! The more you play the higher you’ll rank up!

aurkanamc.com

DARCRAFT

PvE, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3407
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Potions Brewed:	183
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mines Excavated:	1127
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	5

Darcraft is a kind of nightmare difficulty true survival! If you are looking for a challenge not far from vanilla – this server is for you. We have active Admins and we use whitelist so there are no trolls on our server!

darcraft.online

insanenetwork

KitPvP, Survival

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8621
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Minecraft Best Survival Network Shop Ranks Crates etc. 24/7 Supported Make sure to vote us If you need any help so join our discord

in7.indiannodes.shop:25577

BeastMC

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Vanilla

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1950
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2450
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

A new, custom minecraft server! Online staff, a nice community, and more. Join now to get a wonderful experience with gamemodes like uhc, practice, and kitpvp!

beastmc.net

Vervain’s Arcadia – HermitCraft SMP, Survival, Creative, Mini-games + Close Community, LGBTQ+ and Allies, 18+ [1.20.1]

Adult, Adults, Armorstandeditor, Bisexual, Dynmap, Gay, Headdatabase, hermitcraft, java, Lgbt, LGBTQ, Lgbtqia, Mature, Mobheads, Nochatreports, PvE, Shoppingdistrict, smp, Streamers, streaming, Survival, Trans, Vanilla, Vanillasurvival, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1734
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Star Shards Collected:	215
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

Searching for a relaxed, friendly mature group who enjoy vanilla survival? Want an open minded, LGBTQ+ respecting community to be yourself with? Welcome to Vervain’s Arcadia! We offer…

📢 Relaxed Discord Community: Our members are super friendly and open minded, you’ll fit right in with us! We’re social, easy going and respectful. Talk about all things Minecraft, or vent about your hobbies and real life events with others. Get that private friend group feeling in a safe and active space.

⛏️ Arcadia SMP: Our survival HermitCraft style world boasts a huge map that never resets. Visit glorious community districts, Nether roof ice roads and massive super builds! With a small selection of QoL datapacks, this server is perfect for the active builder. See our server Dynmap. Proximity voice chat available!

⚙️ Creative: Collaborate with other community members on mega builds and concepts before building in the SMP, or simply mess around and have fun with no fear of losing your hard earned items.

Our servers use CoreProtect and other plugins to ensure effortless reversal in the unlikely event of griefing. Strictly 18+, mature adults only! No crates or other p2w rubbish.

Want to learn more? Visit https://vervainglobal.com/mc to see what we’re about! – Java Edition only!!!

vervainglobal.com

Globe SMP S2

Survival

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8100
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	188

New season of Globe SMP! (basically World SMP S7 if ykyk)Brand new server that has had a lot of time put into it, hope you enjoy it!Basically a map of the world and you the players simulate geopolitical element of the world.YOU MUST JOIN THE DISCORD TO PLAY!discord.gg/XQVuTKumjm

globesmp.apexmc.co:25676