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Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 9462 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 6 |
Villages Defended: | 6 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
Join our server if you want to ride on rainbow-colored pigs that fart out diamonds while being chased by a horde of angry chickens wearing top hats. Trust us, it really do be like that on our server.
But wait, there’s more! How about participating in a massive watermelon eating contest where the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots out fireworks from its nostrils? Yeah, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures out of nothing but grass and dirt? It’s true, we swear!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. It really do be like that!