Blocky Shenanigans | New Minecraft Servers 2025

AquaCraft: Sink or Swim!

AquaCraft, aquatic civilization, aquatic living, deep sea living, marine civilization, marine life, Ocean exploration, oceanic civilization, oceanic living, SINK, swim, underwater adventure, Underwater City, underwater civilization, underwater dreams, underwater environment, underwater fantasy, underwater habitat, underwater living, underwater living concept, underwater society, underwater technology, underwater world

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1137
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	165	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of living on dry land like a basic blockhead? Do you dream of swimming with the squids and building your underwater palace? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your aquatic dreams!

Join us and dive into a world where you can live underwater like a mermaid on steroids. Build your underwater kingdom, ride dolphins to work, and battle the evil sea monsters that lurk in the depths.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underwater disco where you can dance with the guardians and party with the pufferfish. And don’t worry about drowning, because we have special enchanted helmets that let you breathe underwater like a pro.

So come on down to our server and make a splash in the most epic underwater adventure of your Minecraft life! Just remember to bring your snorkel and a sense of humor, because things are about to get wet and wild!

Emptiness Minecraft server

Active, administration, Communication, Community, Court, Development, Discord, donation, Events, fair, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, murder, Players, Server, theft, trade relationships, version 1.21.3, violations

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	995
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Love Letters Sent:	18
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Void Armor Forged:	23
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	24

We invite you to our wonderful Minecraft server for version 1.21.3! Good players and fair administration await you. You can establish trade relationships with other players, hold various events, and much more. Most violations on the server, such as theft or murder, are punished by other players in court. Only strong/frequent violations will be punished by the administration, but the admins will not stand by and do nothing, they will also be active and you can always contact them, etc. To communicate with other players outside the game or to study in more detail everything related to the server, you can join us on Discord! Also, the server does not stand still and will constantly develop and become better, more interesting things will be added, and you as a player can participate in this, I’m just offering my idea on Discord. Later there will be (for now) a small donation

helios.minerent.net:25619

The Nitrogen Network

Achievements, community feedback, console compatible, Custom Mobs, Discord, Events, Items, Leaderboards, Minecraft, Network, nitrogen, PARITY, prestige system, PvP, Ranking, Server, Shops, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Updates, Vote Rewards, weapons

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4120
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Holy Grails Found:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4781
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Nitrogen Network Overview

Title	🌍 Welcome To The Nitrogen Network 🌍
Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console Compatibility	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend to join!

Why Choose Nitrogen?

Survival SMP: Custom Mobs, Weapons, Items, Ranking System, Achievements, QOL Changes, and more.
Skyblock: Casual Skyblock with Shops, Leaderboards, and Co-Op Options.
Upgrade Wars: Casual PVP Game with in-game unlocks.
Vote Rewards: Claim free rewards by voting for the server.
Community Feedback: We value community input to improve our games.
Constant Updates: Developed and managed mods for the best player experience.
Seasonal Events: Fun events around holidays and season changes.

Connect With Us

Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend!
Discord	discord.gg/cDwhFafKxz

⚡ Join today and start your adventure!

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Nitrogen Network?

A: Simply connect to our server IP or add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend for console players.

Q: What features does the Survival SMP offer?

A: Custom mobs, weapons, items, ranking system, achievements, QOL changes, and more.

Q: Are there in-game rewards for voting?

A: Yes, players who vote for the server can claim free rewards in-game.

Q: How often are updates released on the server?

A: We provide constant updates to improve player experience and add new content regularly.

Eternal Landscapes 1.21.2

1.21.2, ETERNAL, Housing, LANDLORD, landlord behavior, landlord misconduct, landlord responsibilities, landlord tenant issues, landlord tenant laws, landlord-tenant relationships, landscapes, rental agreements, rental disputes, rental properties, rental regulations., tenant abuse, tenant advocacy, tenant harassment, tenant mistreatment, tenant protection, tenant rights, tenant safety, tenants

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2374
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	147
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Votes:	9876

Yo, bro, forget about creepy landlords and dive into our Minecraft server where the only thing getting screwed is creepers by your diamond sword! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you question if reality is just a simulation. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave those shady landlords behind – they ain’t got nothing on the chaos of our server!

Quality Minecraft SMP Player

#youtube, 1080p, 720p, best quality, comparison, confusion, Decision making, Digital Media, format, full, HD, High Definition, Minecraft, mp4, online video, player, Quality, resolution, smp, streaming, Technology, video quality, webm, WTF

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1648
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	86	Votes:	4166
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mines Excavated:	2237
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ores Mined:	9819
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a secret underground dance party with creepers! Our server is so high quality that even the pixels have pixels! And forget about 720p or 1080p, on our server, we play in 4D resolution! Plus, we exclusively use webm files because mp4 is so last season. So come join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

GetOutSon Minecraft Server

GetOutSon, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8842
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Are you tired of living with your 30-year-old son who refuses to adult and just plays video games all day? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and no annoying adult children living in your basement rent-free!

Say goodbye to enabling your son and hello to building your dream virtual world with us! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft master? Don’t feel guilty for pushing your son to move out, feel empowered to join our server and live your best blocky life!

ERcraft: Lost Work Anger

anger, children, coldness, common sense, Communication, Designer, distraction, electric shock, emergency room, ERcraft, family, Guilt, husband, Lost, Pregnancy, Relief, Resentment, self employed, Silence, Support, work

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9276
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Mines Excavated:	3936
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47

Looking for a Minecraft server that shocks you in all the right ways? Look no further than our server, where the electricity flows freely (just like in that shocking story above)! Join us for electrifying adventures, where you never know what kind of jolts you might encounter.

Need a break from the silent treatment at home? Our server is the perfect place to escape to, where you can chat with friendly players and never worry about getting zapped by your husband’s icy behavior. Plus, who needs burn marks on their hand when you can have a blast building and exploring in Minecraft instead?

So come on over to our server, where the only shocks you’ll get are from the exciting gameplay and not from your husband’s cold shoulder. Join us today and let the fun begin!

AFK, gotta mine in Minecraft SMP

Afk, awkward situations, communication skills, conversation dynamics, conversation ender, conversation etiquette, conversation exit lines, conversation exit strategies, conversation signals, conversation skills, conversation tactics, exit strategy, Gotta, Minecraft, nonverbal communication, polite excuses, small talk, smp, social boundaries, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	350
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Animals Bred:	138	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	382	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a secret underground base appeared with a bunch of villagers throwing a party! And another time, I was building a house and accidentally summoned a giant chicken that started dancing the Macarena! It was so random and hilarious, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Plus, the admins are like, the coolest people ever, they once turned the entire spawn into a giant cake just because someone asked for it in the chat. So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! #BestSMPever #DiamondDancingChickenParty”’

CraftyRiches

class divide, CraftyRiches, Cultural differences, economic disparity, economic opportunities, financial inequality, financial literacy, financial struggles, ignorance, income inequality, lifestyle differences, POVERTY, Privilege, social awareness, social justice, social mobility, societal issues, societal norms, socioeconomic status, spending habits, wealth gap

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7273
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Buildings Constructed:	33
Emeralds Found:	6062	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Are you tired of living in the peasant life of Minecraft? Join our server and leave behind the struggles of the poor! Rich players on our server are completely oblivious to the struggles of the common folk, as they ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs and sip on golden apple martinis.

On our server, you can experience the luxurious life of the elite, complete with mansions made entirely out of emerald blocks, servants to do your bidding, and a personal unicorn stable. Poor people? Never heard of them! Join now and leave behind the peasant life for good.

KidCraftWarz

Attack, children, Conflict, Espionage, Europe, Exploitation, extremism, Hiring, international relations, iran, Israeli, KidCraftWarz, MIDDLE EAST, Propaganda, Recruitment, SECURITY, Targets, Terrorism, underage, violence, War

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	368
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Votes:	6654	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Runes Activated:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, dude. like, imagine this: iran is hiring children to attack israeli targets in europe, but, like, in minecraft form. like, you can be a child soldier and go on secret missions to take down evil israeli bases. it’s like a crazy adventure, man. plus, there’s like, a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers and stuff. and, get this, there’s a giant lava pit where you can sacrifice your enemies for extra points. it’s like, totally insane, bro. so, like, join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Magnetic Pole Shuffle: Minecraft Edition

climate change, Earth, Earth’s core, earth’s magnetic field, Earth’s Rotation, Edition, Geographic North Pole, geology, Geomagnetism, global impact, magnetic, Magnetic Anomaly, Magnetic Declination, magnetic field, Magnetic North, Minecraft, navigation, North Magnetic Pole, polar regions, Pole, Pole Shift, Repositioned, research, Science, Shuffle

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7008
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Buildings Constructed:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Emeralds Found:	3703
Chimeras Created:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where the North Magnetic Pole got moved? like, whaaaaat?!?! it’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. like, imagine all the crazy adventures you can have on a server where even the magnetic poles are shifting around. it’s like, a whole new world, man.

join this server and experience the thrill of trying to navigate your way around a constantly changing magnetic field. it’s like, a challenge for your brain and your minecraft skills, bro. plus, who knows what kind of cool secrets and treasures you’ll find when you’re exploring this wacky world.

come join us on this server and be a part of history in the making. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the reason behind the repositioning of the North Magnetic Pole. maybe it was moved by aliens or ancient wizards or something. the possibilities are endless, dude.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and let’s see where this crazy magnetic journey takes us. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

PlongieCraft

armor, Biomes, Class, Dungeons, Economy, Guilds, Kingdoms, Loot, Mage, Modpack, Parties, Pirate, PlongieCraft, pvp arena, Quests, recruit, Screenshots, Ships, Skills, smp, Structures, Technic Launcher, Trading, warrior

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2635
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	0

PlongieCraft Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/Sw2pWyrd
Trailer	https://youtu.be/Bu2T8P1f-PM?si=4O15t1lSZcGif5pE

About PlongieCraft:

PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can choose their own path as warriors, wizards, or adventurers in a LOTR/TES inspired world. The server aims to build a trading economy and support the growth of new kingdoms and parties of adventurers.

Server Features:

Custom world with new biomes, structures, and dungeons to explore
Ships for sailing with party members and recruit with cannons for pirate PvP
Hiring recruits to build an army or personal guard
Various mods for collecting loot, magic spells, and dragon mounts
No pay to win system

Additional Information:

Players can download the required modpack from the Technic Launcher or Prism Launcher by searching “PlongieCraft” or manual download from the Discord server. Screenshots and updates on quests, guilds, and new dimensions are available on the Discord.

Server Images:

Screenshots 1

Screenshots 2

Coming Soon:

Quests, guilds, and new dimensions
LoTR and Skyrim music pack
Server player limit increase
Grief prevention backups

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without the required mods?	No, the required modpack is necessary to play on PlongieCraft.
Is PlongieCraft pay to win?	No, the server will never have a pay to win system.
Will there be PvP arenas?	Yes, a PvP arena is coming soon to the server.

NihonCraft Hentai Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, art collaboration, artists, Connections, creative networking, digital art, Fandom, Friends, friendship, Haven, hentai, internet, japanese, Japanese culture, Manga, networking, NihonCraft, Online Community, online friendships, online relationships, otaku culture, social media

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6635
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where you can build epic structures with your new Japanese hentai artist friends. Like, who wouldn’t want to bond over pixelated block creations while discussing the intricacies of tentacle art? Join now and expand your horizons in more ways than one!

Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, bro code, BROMANCE, bros, Companionship, CUDDLE, Embrace, emotional connection, friendship, Intimacy, love, loyalty, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical touch, PLATONIC, smp, snuggle, Support, Trust

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	928
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Emeralds Found:	9601
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!

SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6870
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Potions Brewed:	125
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Villages Defended:	10
Dimension Hops:	14	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Love Letters Sent:	17

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!