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Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 8003 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 17 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 35 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN, YOU ASK? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE STORY. ONCE UPON A TIME, A PLAYER JOINED OUR SERVER AND FOUND A DIAMOND THE SIZE OF A RUSSIAN NESTING DOLL! THEY BECAME THE RICHEST PLAYER IN ALL THE LAND, AND EVEN STARTED THEIR OWN COMMUNIST DIAMOND EMPIRE!
BUT THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS. OUR SERVER IS SO WILD, WE HAVE CREEPERS THAT WEAR USHANKAS AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE KALINKA DANCE! YOU’LL NEVER BE BORED WITH ALL THE SHENANIGANS GOING ON HERE.
SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE FUN! WHO NEEDS A STABLE ECONOMY WHEN YOU CAN HAVE A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S AS UNPREDICTABLE AS A RUSSIAN WINTER?!?!?!