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Our server is so amazing, it will make you forget all about your ruined life. Build a castle, tame a dragon, become a wizard – the possibilities are endless! Who needs a good life when you can have a great virtual one?

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Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Star Shards Collected:	296
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Crops Grown:	9719	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

The Legacy SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Legacy SMP is a Towny server modeled after the British Parliament, active for a year with a new season underway. Offering a 27/7 online experience, it features active towns, a thriving economy, frequent events, anti-cheat measures, an auction house, jobs plugin, MCMMO skills, optional wars, player shops, daily vote rewards, an admin shop, and a supportive staff. Embracing a mock government setup, the server incorporates plugins like Towny, Dynmap, and Graves with regular updates. Compatible across Xbox, PS4, Mobile, PC/Computer, and Nintendo Switch, those interested can join the server’s Discord community at https://discord.gg/3Xf4vdPJcE.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	304162	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Cosmo Survival

Economy, Survival

Family Friendly Survival Server with crates, shops, ranks, events, silktouching spawners, auctionhouse, giveaways and more! Please be respectful to others and have fun! Still in beta testing! Report any bugs to staff online! 1.20.1 with cherry trees and new updates!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	13

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

SimpleZone

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Introducing SimpleZone, a friendly server that brings a new level of fun, excitement, and adventure to your Minecraft experience. Our focus is on simple yet unique additions that enhance your everyday gameplay. We are starting with Survival, and there’s even more witty and enjoyable content coming your way soon!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Astoria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Java IP: play.astoria.gg Discord: discord.gg/astoria Store: store.astoria.ggWelcome to Astoria, an exciting server built from the ground up with the player experience in mind. The Astoria server is laid-back, has strict no-grief/no-troll rules, and is an SMP style server where the community is valued more than anything else.Even though Astoria offers a huge variety of features, and plugins, to enhance your gameplay; such as Custom Enchants, Lands Claims, Boss Dungeons, and more; we always strive to preserve the authentic Minecraft experience.The survival world has a border of 20k x 20k, meaning plenty of room to find the ideal build spot, and both the End and Nether worlds are completely borderless!You can support the server by voting daily, every vote is a step closer to ranking up and gives you awesome rewards like money and flight time!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
New Chunks Explored:	688693	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Friends Zone

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

The best survival server for Minecraft 1.20.4 (Brazil)• Slimefun • Jobs • Pets • mcMMO • GriefPrevention • Mobs To EggsCross-Platform! IP Bedrock: 190.115.198.224 – Porta 10002

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Zombie Dances:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Secret Passages Found:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

idkSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

A 1.18 Minecraft Server that gets new updates every week. Bedrock IP: tempomc.com | Port: 19132 We offer: – friendly community – claims – chill environment (not serious)

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Magic Items Found:	5045	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Mine Down Under

Economy, PvE, Survival

An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Enchantments Applied:	78	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

TerraCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Animals Bred:	59	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	108
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Gods Realm Romania

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Valatic

Earth, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Endless Night Skies:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Oasis Network

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Servvival Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Servvival Network aims to create an enhanced Minecraft experience centered around the players. Our goal is to give a smooth experience to the players so they can unleash their creativity! We want to establish a fun and friendly community where everyone feels welcomed. Every player has a voice on the server that we value; express your opinion and ideas about the server. Many additions have been made to the server after the feedback we received. Your opinion matters! The server is free to play, and we disapprove of pay-to-win mechanics and perks; everyone should be able to play fairly.Server IP: play.servvival.net Discord: https://discord.servvival.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

RomanMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.