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Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 2032 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 6853 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
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