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Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 429 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 26 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
New Chunks Explored: | 929593 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 35 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
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