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Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 3914 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
Falling into the Void: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
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