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Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 9271 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Farms Harvested: | 250 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Magic Items Found: | 8931 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
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