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Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 5987 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 4624 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 15 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 |
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