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Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 613 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 24 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 338 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 | Crops Grown: | 5108 |
Alien Abductions: | 4 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
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