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Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 5340 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
New Chunks Explored: | 953833 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Towns Built: | 8 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
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