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Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 8167 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 102 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
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