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Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 6916 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Emeralds Found: | 4754 | Farms Harvested: | 230 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Buildings Constructed: | 36 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 18 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 82 |
Alien Abductions: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
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