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Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 7710 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
Crops Grown: | 1825 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 98 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the mobs can’t resist joining in on the fun. Picture this: a zombie disco, skeleton archery contests, and even a creeper karaoke night (spoiler alert: they’re terrible singers).
So why join our server, you ask? Because here, anything is possible. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu made of emeralds? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of yourself out of obsidian? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky griefers, but we’ll take care of them).
So come on down to our server and see for yourself why everyone is saying, “Is this why blacks are racist?”. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.