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Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 8800 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 17 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the mobs can’t resist joining in on the fun. Picture this: a zombie disco, skeleton archery contests, and even a creeper karaoke night (spoiler alert: they’re terrible singers).
So why join our server, you ask? Because here, anything is possible. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu made of emeralds? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of yourself out of obsidian? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky griefers, but we’ll take care of them).
So come on down to our server and see for yourself why everyone is saying, “Is this why blacks are racist?”. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.