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Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 9961 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
Buildings Constructed: | 11 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 11 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 39 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the mobs can’t resist joining in on the fun. Picture this: a zombie disco, skeleton archery contests, and even a creeper karaoke night (spoiler alert: they’re terrible singers).
So why join our server, you ask? Because here, anything is possible. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu made of emeralds? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of yourself out of obsidian? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky griefers, but we’ll take care of them).
So come on down to our server and see for yourself why everyone is saying, “Is this why blacks are racist?”. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.