Blocky Problems Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where nature calls and you’ve got to go…literally! Our server is equipped with the most realistic bathroom simulation in the game. Need to take a virtual poop while mining for diamonds? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on flying pigs. Join them in their quest to defend their precious emerald castle from the evil army of zombie chickens.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Explore the sugary landscapes and battle the evil gummy bears that guard the chocolate rivers.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination…and your bladder capacity!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Meteorites Collected:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CraftMC.pro

Bedwars, Creative, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

◈ ᴄʀᴀғᴛᴍᴄ.ᴘʀᴏWe invite you to this community dedicated to Minecraft enthusiasts. We focus on creating a friendly and fun environment for players of all ages and experience levels.With an experienced and competent team in managing this type of servers, we dedicate our resources and time to create special events to offer unique and exciting experiences to our players.–

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Dragons Tamed:	0	Divine Spears Created:	30
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Pandamium is a Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server which will always update to the latest snapshot with experimental features.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.Pandamium also uses a datapack to offer custom features like homes, tpa and voting rewards.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	117	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4615

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Smithereens Reboot

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This cherished server is making a comeback! Tired of complicated mods and resource packs? Smithereens provides the vanilla experience along with an economy system and player-run shops. Join us and immerse yourself in the pure, nostalgic world of Minecraft.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

VentureBlock MC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Venture Block MC 1.20.1 Sanctuary Survival server based economy, quests, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Escape Survival player based economy, quests, player shops, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Creative Test World to test all your build ideas before building in survival, create schematics, maps and more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

OceaniaCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

OceaniaCraft offers players a unique survival/economy experience with a massive list of non pay-to-win ranks to earn through gameplay!We have a very unique selection of custom made plugins that aim to maintain most vanilla aspects of the game while still introducing an economy aspect with the focus on gaining ranks through in-game currency and gameplay.Our player base is super friendly and our dedicated staff team volunteer around the clock to ensure that your experience is as enjoyable as possible. We hope to see you around!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Hollowtree

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Magic Items Found:	6360
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Potions Brewed:	143
Dragons Tamed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Hopela – Survival

Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Love Letters Sent:	18
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Dragons Tamed:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	4808
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.