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Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 644 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Meteorite Armor Created: | 22 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Enchantments Applied: | 158 | Ores Mined: | 4706 |
Falling into the Void: | 0 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 171 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
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