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Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 1171 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 45 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 |
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