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Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 7599 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
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