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Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 9523 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 30 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3108 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
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