Blocky Peen Palace | New Minecraft Servers 2024

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got the longest penises in the game, like seriously, they’re so long they can reach the end of the world and back. plus, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and llamas that spit out rainbow-colored slime balls. if u wanna experience the true meaning of chaos and hilarity, then this server is where u need to be. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the giant chickens that roam the land, they may look cute but they’ll peck ur eyes out if u get too close. join now and prepare for the wildest ride of ur life!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

2P1G

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

░ ░ ░ ░ Welcome to 2P1G ░ ░ ░ ░A Premium Minecraft server offering a revisited survival experience with redesigned world generation.We are proud to offer you a wide range of features, including a quest system, different professions, an economy system, custom crafts and a player-to-player auction house. We also offer fishing rich in rare fish, an interactive online map, the “/trades” command to exchange items between players in complete safety and the possibility of collecting spawners. Our team is constantly working to improve server functionality and ensure an optimal gaming experience for all players. We try to offer special events throughout the year for the community that are as original as possible to guarantee you maximum sensations!Join us now to discover everything we have to offer and enjoy an exceptional gaming experience!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	New Chunks Explored:	758561
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Cobble Souls

PvE, Survival

Cobble Souls Cobblemon – Kill Pokemon with a weapon and get Souls Currency – Battle Pokemon and win Type Souls. – Redeem Type Souls for a Pokemon of that Typing. – NPC Soul Shops – Breeding (with Breeding Items) – Trading – Wondertrade – Custom Music and Sounds

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

FireMC

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

FireMC is a unique Minecraft server that centers around the concept of lifesteal. This means that players have the ability to steal health from their enemies when they successfully land hits on them in combat.With 2 active owners who are dedicated to providing a high-quality gaming experience, FireMC is always bustling with activity. The server is designed to be both challenging and rewarding, with a balanced mix of PvP and PvE gameplay.Players can join the server at the IP address “firemc.mcplay.eu” and will find a range of different game modes to choose from. Whether you’re a fan of survival, creative mode, or something in between, there’s something for everyone on FireMC.The server also features a variety of custom plugins and mods that have been carefully selected to enhance the gameplay experience. From unique weapons and armor to special abilities and enchantments, players will find plenty of new and exciting features to explore.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Cradle of Civilizations

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

USE WHITELISTING-LINK TO JOIN!Cradle of Civilizations is a JAVA open world RPG since 2021.The Cradle focuses on roleplay, world-building and lore. We have created perhaps the best Open World RPG ever realized by Minecraft. Create or join your new nation in a medieval-inspired fantasy setting, make war on your enemies, use shrewd diplomacy or bend the economy too your iron will… All is possible in the Cradle of Civilizations…– VoiceChat Supported (Fabric Loader Required) – Texture Pack (Optifine required) – We use +70 plugins to enhance your gameplay. – Events, World bosses, and much more…

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	185	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

TurtleCraftNetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

## Explore Endless Worlds on TurtleCraftNetwork: New Skyblock & More!**Unleash your inner explorer and conquer endless possibilities on TurtleCraftNetwork, a Minecraft network where adventure awaits around every corner!****Craft your own island paradise in our brand new Skyblock server:*** Soar skyward on your floating island, gather resources, and build your dream kingdom in the clouds.* Conquer challenging mob encounters and unlock unique rewards as you master the art of Skyblock survival.* Team up with fellow adventurers or chart your own course in this thrilling new world.**But Skyblock is just the beginning! Dive into a diverse network of exciting experiences:*** **Bustling Survival servers:** Build, explore, and thrive in vibrant communities where creativity knows no bounds.* **Thrilling PvP arenas:** Hone your combat skills and test your mettle in heart-pounding battles.* **And more!** New gamemodes and surprises are constantly being added to keep your adventures fresh.**Forge lasting friendships and find your place in a welcoming community:*** Join events, collaborate on projects, and share your passion for Minecraft with like-minded players.**Don’t miss out on the endless fun! Join TurtleCraftNetwork today and:*** **Conquer your own Skyblock island** and claim your place in the clouds.* **Explore a vast network** of diverse Minecraft experiences.* **Become part of a vibrant and welcoming community.****Join the Adventure Now!*** **Discord:** https://discord.gg/vC5T5hm8qn* **Bedrock IP:** play.turtlecraftsmp.com:25582* **Java IP:** play.turtlecraftsmp.com**Start your epic journey on TurtleCraftNetwork and see where your imagination takes you!**

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

EmeraldsMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to EmeraldsMC! >> PLAY.EMERALDSMC.COMWe have a main /SURVIVAL world, along with a separate /PVP WORLD. Join us today!– Build thriving towns to show off your creativity. – Run successful shops and amass riches in-game. – Challenge yourself and others with exciting weekly tasks.Join us today and embark on an epic Minecraft adventure!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

FunnyMcraft

Economy, Survival

Minecraft server where you can find a great community. Don’t hesitate and join us, we’d love to see you. You can join with versions from 1.8 to 1.20, but we recommend 1.20

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	22	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

SynthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

SynthCraft is a community-based Survival server! We invest a lot of time into our community, having fun together, whilst playing a blocky game together :DHave fun!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Alpha Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP, Survival

Alpha Prison is a CUSTOM CODED OP Prison with many features that has been up for 3 years ! Here you will find some of our feature: – Custom personal mine: everyone has his own mine which has different levels ( up to 130k levels ) and different types like rainbow, supreme, wonderland – Custom key system: we have implemented a custom system that let you gain Money and Token boosters as rewards instead of the classic static amount. That way you can gain infinite multiplier just by playing ! – Custom Island Spawner: the server uses Island as concept of gang where you can team up with your friends. All the custom spawners of the server got stacked in the /island spawners and it’s all virtual, that way it doesn’t depend on where you are, you can claim the rewards from anywhere. – Custom Skills and Milestones: those are rewards that you gain while playing, most of them based on amount of blocks broken, other based on playtime and such.Those are just some of our features. You should join the server to get a full view of all the features. Server support also bedrock players with the IP: bedrock.alphaprison.net with port 19132.I’m MasterZen#9263 on discord if you want to reach me out We’re looking for partners to work with !

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Star Shards Collected:	99
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

SqueejCraft

Creative, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

SqueejCraft is a hard difficulty, semi-vanilla SMP server built to respect Mojang’s vision by ensuring that the raw vanilla experience remains in-tact without sacrificing server functionality or gameplay quality. Set home points, claim land, teleport to friends, and create/trade from chest shops in a unique and simple server environment without any microtransactions or gimmicks.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Lunarsky

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock

Lunarsky is a cozy construction server with Skyblock and Citybuild, but without a mining world. You sell ores from a quarry stone generator and buy the blocks you need. It has a very friendly community and is played on the Aquatic Update ^^

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CarrotMC

Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

CarrotMC PvP , FFA , KitPvP , 1v1 With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

MineClassic

KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival Games

Welcome to the MineClassic Network. In versions 1.20+, we offer minigames such as Survival Games, KitPvP (with progression, abilities, perks, etc.) and our unique gamemode Platshot!Join now at play.mineclassic.org

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

KronosMC

Economy, Survival

KronosMC is a minecraft server that was made by 3 College students who enjoy minecraft and would like to build a community by bringing as many players into 1 server as possible. KronosMC was created in December 2022 and is constantly being updated to give players a different playstyle to minecraft. As of right now there is only one single mode which is survival multiplayer which is an open world survival mode with claims,quests,friends and much more. We are still working on the server as of right now so do expect to see some regular updates in our discord server which will also be where all the server announcements will be. We will be creating more gamemodes in the future of KronosMC but as of now we will be focusing on the survival mode as our main focus. Hopefully we will be seeing you on the server soon, have a good day!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

ProsperityCraft

Survival

Welcome to Prosperity Craft – A Unique Survival ExperienceEmbark on an extraordinary journey in the world of Prosperity Craft, where survival meets innovation! Our server is carefully crafted to provide players with a distinct and engaging experience, blending the classic elements of Minecraft survival with a touch of custom features that set us apart.Community-driven Events: Join our thriving community in regular events and challenges. From building competitions to epic boss battles, there’s always something exciting happening on Prosperity Craft.Rank Progression System: Ascend the ranks on Prosperity Craft and unlock exclusive perks and privileges. Whether you’re a novice or a seasoned survivor, our carefully designed rank system rewards dedication and skill.Land Claim and Player Protection: Secure your territory with our land claim system, ensuring that your hard-earned creations are safe from harm. Collaborate with other players or venture out as a lone survivor—it’s your world to shape. Enhanced Survival Mechanics: Experience survival like never before with carefully tuned gameplay mechanics. Join us for a unique and immersive adventure where every decision shapes your journey.Active and Supportive Community: Prosperity Craft is more than just a server; it’s a community of passionate players. Our dedicated staff and friendly community members are always ready to assist and welcome newcomers.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!