Blocky Peen Palace | New Minecraft Servers 2024

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got the longest penises in the game, like seriously, they’re so long they can reach the end of the world and back. plus, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and llamas that spit out rainbow-colored slime balls. if u wanna experience the true meaning of chaos and hilarity, then this server is where u need to be. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the giant chickens that roam the land, they may look cute but they’ll peck ur eyes out if u get too close. join now and prepare for the wildest ride of ur life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Animals Bred:	93
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

NiftyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

NiftyMC is a family-friendly Minecraft server for both Java and Bedrock players. Come join us to play on our BRAND NEW SMP or our Oneblock Skyblock mode. We produce consistent updates and listen solely to our community when it comes to updates.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PokeClash Cobblemon

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

AztecMC

PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Server address and rules: aztecmc.orgAztecMC is a vanilla raiding server. What that means is, weve got Essentials installed to protect spawn, and players can /sethome and /tpahere, but thats it. No chest protections, no player block protections, and you best get some armor quick because we’re on hard mode.Have you stumbled on someones base? Grief it. Are they still home? Kill them and take their stuff. We have some simple rules, tips for not getting yourself raided, and a bonafide a-dult staff available to help keep things classy. X-rayers got you down? We can teach you how to thwart them while our ban-hammer sniffs them out.Geek stats: – World border is at 100k – Running Minecraft 1.20.4

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Dragons Tamed:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

WavyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

WavyMC is the #1 1.20 Survival Server! Java/Bedrock CompatibleJava IP: play.wavymc.fun Bedrock IP: bedrock.wavymc.funEmbark on an epic adventure in a dynamic and thriving world filled with exciting features and endless possibilities. Our server is carefully designed to provide an immersive and enjoyable experience for players of all skill levels. Some of our core features include a player driven economy, over 600 quests, player leveling system, crates, and a whole lot more!Our community is built around the Twitch Community. Many players know each other from livestream chats, or other games. You will build friendships with new players, meet new friends, and have a fun time playing on WavyMC!Daveyhaha: http://twitch.tv/daveyhaha Snipper: http://twitch.tv/SnipperJoin our Minecraft server today! 🙂

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Villages Defended:	16	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

MineGlobe

Earth, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Holy Grails Found:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Kilocraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Kilocraft is a vanilla survival server that has been running snapshots since 1.13, and we are currently running our world on version 1.21. Over time the Kilocraft community has grown a lot and thanks to suggestions of our players we could add features such as claiming, playtime-based ranks, and pwarps to help improve the community aspect of our server! If you want to join us, connect to 50kilo.org, if you have any questions, don’t hesitate to ask any of our staff!Server Stats: We have a powerful machine, to make sure you only get to play on the best performance of 1.21 > RAM: 64GB > CPU: i9 9900k > Storage: 2TB NVMe

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Berry Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3627	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Origins Reborn MC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Embark on a unique Minecraft journey with Origins Reborn, a vanilla SMP Java/Bedrock server transforming gameplay with the Origins Mod. Unique Origins: Discover enhanced versions, featuring new abilities and mechanics for an unparalleled adventure. Custom Mobs and Items: Immerse yourself in a Vanilla+ atmosphere with specially crafted additions. Active Towny Community: Join our vibrant Towny community, fostering collaboration and growth. Overhauled Brewing System: Explore revamped brewing with custom food, drinks, and potions. New Worldgen and Structures: Encounter fresh landscapes and structures for an enriched experience. Hand-Tailored Plugins: Seamless integration for a cohesive and immersive gameplay. Player-Driven Economy: Shape the dynamic in-game economy through interactions. Weekly Updates: Stay engaged with regular content updates for continuous excitement. Interactive Menus: Enjoy user-friendly menus for Bedrock, Mobile, and Console players.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Potions Brewed:	188	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	415	Villages Defended:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

BattleAsya

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Found by Dennie and Eugene in 2016, BattleAsya is a medium-size cracked Minecraft (Java Edition) server based in the Philippines (formerly based in Malaysia under the leadership of Eugene). Throughout the years, we have had the opportunity to transform ourselves from a small community for both Malaysians and Filipinos, into a mature gaming network serving the region. Today’s BattleAsya is still committed to serving the community with dedication and diligence. Our goals are to offer a low-latency option and provide long-term service for Minecraft players in Southeast Asia.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Void Armor Forged:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	14
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

WaveCraft

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Introducing our new Skyblock server! Join us in a Skygens tycoon server, with gamemodes including Skyblock classic, Oneblock, Skygrid, and more! Compete with other players to see who can utilise their generators to make the most money and be the Skyblock Tycoon!Welcome to WaveCraft, a vibrant and community-driven Minecraft server that’s ready to make a splash in your gaming experience! Dive into a world where the community’s voice is valued, and where every player suggestion helps shape the server’s evolution.On Wavecraft, players can stay busy working on their Slimefun projects, working together in server build battles, or participating in the hourly fishing competitions.One of WaveCraft’s standout features is the incorporation of custom items and perks, all within the vanilla Minecraft experience. No need for additional mods! Immerse yourself in a world where unique items come to life with custom models, adding a visually stunning touch to your adventures.Earn points as you embark on thrilling quests and challenges, and exchange them for coveted in-game treasures. From majestic mounts to adorable pets, and from customized armor to powerful tools, the possibilities are endless. Your efforts and dedication will be rewarded with a vast array of exclusive items to enhance your gameplay and showcase your individuality.Prepare yourself for a tide of excitement with our weekly and daily server events. Participate in thrilling building competitions, showcasing your creativity and skill as you vie for recognition and rewards. Test your angling expertise in fishing competitions, where reeling in rare fish can unlock special items such as the legendary rainbow rod. And keep an eye out for pinata parties, where the skies rain down crate keys and exclusive custom items, turning every gathering into an exhilarating fiesta.But WaveCraft isn’t just about the features—it’s about the community that brings it all to life. Join a friendly and welcoming group of players who are passionate about creating a thriving environment. Share your ideas, connect with fellow gamers, and experience the joy of building and exploring together. WaveCraft is more than just a server; it’s a place where friendships are forged, memories are made, and adventures are embarked upon as a united front.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Potions Brewed:	194
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Dimension Hops:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Zombie Dances:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	39	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	New Chunks Explored:	603460
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.