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Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 8301 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Towns Built: | 4 |
Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Runes Activated: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 |
Farms Harvested: | 241 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Plus, our villagers have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties whenever a player walks by.
If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by a ghostly cow who leaves behind trails of enchanted steak wherever it goes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco club where the skeletons bust a move to the beat of the jukebox.
So what are you waiting for? Fill out this survey on mental health and sexuality for science and join our insane Minecraft server today! Trust us, you won’t regret it.