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Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 2380 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 34 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 146 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Plus, our villagers have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties whenever a player walks by.
If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by a ghostly cow who leaves behind trails of enchanted steak wherever it goes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco club where the skeletons bust a move to the beat of the jukebox.
So what are you waiting for? Fill out this survey on mental health and sexuality for science and join our insane Minecraft server today! Trust us, you won’t regret it.