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| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 1108 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 9 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9553 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 25 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
So, like, this server is like totally the bomb diggity, man. If you’re on the autism spectrum but not, like, dumb or whatever, then you gotta join us, bro. We got, like, magical unicorns that poop rainbows and give you unlimited diamonds. Plus, our PvP arena is, like, the Hunger Games on steroids, man. You gotta be, like, super skilled to survive. And, like, if you don’t join, you’re, like, 5 times more likely to die by suicide or something. So, like, don’t be a loser, join our server and live your best life, bro.
