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| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 8070 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4139 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 |
So, like, this server is like totally the bomb diggity, man. If you’re on the autism spectrum but not, like, dumb or whatever, then you gotta join us, bro. We got, like, magical unicorns that poop rainbows and give you unlimited diamonds. Plus, our PvP arena is, like, the Hunger Games on steroids, man. You gotta be, like, super skilled to survive. And, like, if you don’t join, you’re, like, 5 times more likely to die by suicide or something. So, like, don’t be a loser, join our server and live your best life, bro.
