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Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 8508 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Runes Activated: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 116 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Enchantments Applied: | 222 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers with their hooves.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the elusive Ender Dragon. Rumor has it that Steve himself has been spotted busting a move on the dance floor, showing off his best flossing skills.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to the Nether where you can challenge the Wither to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us now!