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Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 7066 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
Magic Items Found: | 1194 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 48 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers with their hooves.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the elusive Ender Dragon. Rumor has it that Steve himself has been spotted busting a move on the dance floor, showing off his best flossing skills.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to the Nether where you can challenge the Wither to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us now!