Blocky Memes & Dank Dreams: The ‘/pol/ humor thread’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7759
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	233	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	24	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Ores Mined:	8239
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We’ve got flying pigs, dancing creepers, and even a secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move all night long.

But that’s not all! Our server is blessed by the mystical Leaf of Destiny, rumored to grant players with unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride on the back of a unicorn. You heard that right, folks. Unicorns are real on our server and they’re ready to take you on a magical journey through the pixelated skies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can be partying with flying pigs and unicorns? Let’s get this party started, Leaf!

Gempers Place

Survival

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6532
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Welcome to Gempers Place! We are a semi-vanilla community focused SMP. Learn more about us and what we offer below! Community is Key: At Gemper’s Place, we pride ourselves on fostering a strong and welcoming community. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the blocky landscapes, our community is here to support and guide you. Join forces with fellow players, collaborate on ambitious projects, and partake in exciting events!Vote Crates Galore: Your voice matters, and we reward your dedication with our vote crate system. By casting your vote, you will receive rewards that enhance your Minecraft experience. From rare items to economy related goods, our vote crates ensure that your commitment to our community doesn’t go unnoticed.Bedrock Compatibility: No player is left behind at Gemper’s Place. We’ve seamlessly integrated Bedrock compatibility, bridging the gap between Java and Bedrock Editions. Whether you’re playing on PC, console, or mobile, everyone can join in the fun and contribute to the ever-expanding world we’re building together.Grief Protection: Building your dream creations without the fear of griefing is essential, and Gemper’s Place prioritizes the protection of your hard work. Our advanced grief protection measures ensure a secure environment for players to express their creativity without the worry of malicious interference. Your builds are safe with us!Join us at mc.gempersplaces.net and become a part of our Minecraft community. Discover a server where camaraderie, rewards, compatibility, and protection converge to create an unparalleled gaming experience. The adventure awaits, and we can’t wait to welcome you!

mc.gempersplaces.net

Crown Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3164
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Crops Grown:	8097	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Buildings Constructed:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Embark on a thrilling adventure at CrownLands, your premier Minecraft destination! Immerse yourself in a dynamic community where your input matters. With frequent updates, captivating quests, and a commitment to player feedback, every moment is tailored for your enjoyment. Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like never before, filled with excitement and endless possibilities. Your journey awaits at CrownLands – where community and gameplay come together to create an unparalleled gaming experience!

smp.crownlands.net:4602

SkyUtopia.net

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2711
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Magic Items Found:	6150	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Welcome to SkyUtopia.net a minecraft server focused and home to the Skyblock genre with a friendly community. We offer a classic and simple Skyblock experience mode with a lot of extra content that intrigues gameplay. Join now, create your island, thrive, and climb the leaderboards!

SkyUtopia.net

OustCraft

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2408
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Towns Built:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Wanna play old style minecraft server with out all thos anoying million’s of commands you have to use to play simple game, OustCraft is here, play simple Minecraft with simple commands. Server have events and friendly stuff members, we are working for better CHILL

mc.oustcraft.com

PlanexCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, OneBlock, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2978
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	New Chunks Explored:	763212
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

▬▬ ▬▬▛ PlanexCraft ▜▬▬ ▬▬Join our server which has boxpvp, oneblock and Survival Custom. You can rank up by being on our server for free. JAVA AND BEDROCK.Come in and find out if you’re good enough to earn the highest PlanexCraft rank! 1.20.1 – 1.20.2

mc.planexcraft.com

EmberMC

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9157
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Votes:	5421	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

embermc.gg

Termina Towny SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2702
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5403
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Join The Best Towny Wartime Experience on TerminaMC.com! IP: TerminaMC.com Discord: discord.gg/Termina Bedrock (Xbox, PS, iOS, etc) Port: 19132 | Java Port: 25565– Play Your Way – PvP or Passive: We support all survival play styles! Whether you’re all about PvP action, where battles are intense and oh-so-satisfying. Or if you enjoy a passive SMP – join or create a town that suits you!– Weekly Wartime: Imagine this – every Friday at 8pm EST, it’s WARTIME! Towns all across the server are fair game for epic raids using Creeper Eggs and epic PvP showdowns. Opt-out for a fee. The fate of your town is in your hands!– Claim Your Part of the Wilderness: With Towny, you can stake your claim in the untamed wilderness and build your dream kingdom. Defend your town during Wartime and rise to the top!– No Pay-to-Win: We believe in fair play. By simply enjoying the server, you’ll earn what you need to rank up and unlock fantastic perks, like Silk Touch Spawners!– Join Our Growing Community: We’re a growing community – our vision is to create the ultimate SMP server where towns clash during Wartime.

TerminaMC.com

Farlands SMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9628
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

You want to get the full Minecraft experience or you have been tired by servers not running your farms? This is the place, where all vanilla farms and mechanics will work. We use a fabric based server that does not modify the vanilla gameplay at all. That also means, that we don’t have any teleport mechanics. Just use the nether roof to your advantage. Have you ever been annoyed by rules like “No redstone clocks”, “Limited plots” or “Required online time”? Our server does not have any rules like that. We don’t event have any rule at all except for having fun. We especially don’t have any plot or chest protection, no afk-time limits. We even provide the function to spawn AFK-players to keep your farm running while you can safely log off. Everything is trust-based. So we are looking for trustworthy players who admire the freedom of a Singleplayer world shared with others. We carefully select the players for our server to make sure, we have a healthy community. Since we don’t have any rules but don’t want to become an anarchy server, we make sure that everyone shares the same ideas about how a community in Minecraft should be.About us We are a group of people who enjoyed the hermit-craft series and decided to create our own hermitcraft-like experience. Since every server out there has some boundaries and limitations we decided to create our own. And now, we are looking for other players to join us. To ensure that our community stays healthy, we will carefully select new players before adding them to the whitelist. The current members are located in Europe and north America. The server is located in Germany. If you enjoy all this, we are looking forward to your application at our website: farlands-smp.serveminecraft.net

farlands-smp.serveminecraft.net

MineFall

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9168
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Farms Harvested:	405	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Zombie Dances:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

What is the server IP for MineFall? The server IP for both bedrock and java is mc.Minefall.eu How do I play on the MineFall Minecraft server on Java? Open the launcher, next click the “Play” button then select “Multiplayer” from the menu. Click “Add Server” tab and inp MineFall supports Minecraft version: 1.19, you may also use any other newer or lower versions to connect and play on the server.

104.243.40.126:25575

CoppitCraft

Survival

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6287
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Magic Items Found:	6750	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2

CoppitCraft! Available to both Bedrock and Java players. A friendly, mainly Vanilla survival server with an added protected plot world to keep your valuables safe and simple shops to sell items to other players. If plots and shops are not your thing you can just head out into the wilderness for the full Vanilla experience. 🙂 Many of us are small YouTubers who create content on the server, if you feel like joining a growing group of content creators come along and join in.

51.81.246.145:25588

PetrichorMC

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7304
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Runes Activated:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

play.petrichormc.net

RLCraft – Merciful Sufferings

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9567
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Zombie Dances:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Three RLCraft Servers in one! You can select a Server to your own liking!– PvE with KeepInvntory and Landclaim– PvP without KeepInventory and with Landclaim– PvP in pure Anarchy Style, no Claims, no Economy, only basic Commands. Your choice!

185.248.141.3:26465

Flocraft

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3558
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Void Armor Forged:	27	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

flocraft.online

Null Network

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2852
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Null Network is a survival server that focuses on becoming a unique survival experience. Using a resourcepack we created, we made unique weapons and mobs that seperates us from other servers! Features: – Unique Weapons: * Katanas * Greatswords * Quarterstaffs * Daggers * Magical Instruments (Flute, Guitar, Harp, Bell) * More is under development!* – Custom naturally spawning mobs around the wilderness. – Quests with unique Dialogue GUI. – And many more!

play.null-network.com

FTB Direwolf20 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5287
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	134	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: dw.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Direwolf20 1.12.2 Modpack

dw.craftersland.net