Blocky Memes & Dank Dreams: The ‘/pol/ humor thread’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	241
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Alien Abductions:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

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Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8211
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

play.blooh.net:25596

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9810
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Potions Brewed:	152	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

play.mc-oasis.com

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4146
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Votes:	5117	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

play.goldenleafmc.com

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4297
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	New Chunks Explored:	707629
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	499
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Void Armor Forged:	19	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Votes:	6444	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5839
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3020
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Love Letters Sent:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1893
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Farms Harvested:	365
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	836
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Towns Built:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

slomine.si

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9032
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Void Gems Collected:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2717
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

play.carboncraft.xyz

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	967
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Emeralds Found:	5602	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3961
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	211
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8341
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

mcservers.oreo.gg

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5893
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Dimension Hops:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

play.yomnetwork.ca