Blocky Memes & Dank Dreams: The ‘/pol/ humor thread’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3360
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4177	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Holy Grails Found:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Void Gems Collected:	37	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Crops Grown:	2037	Living Statues Befriended:	1

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Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4402
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5531

Pandamium is a Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server which will always update to the latest snapshot with experimental features.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.Pandamium also uses a datapack to offer custom features like homes, tpa and voting rewards.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

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Smithereens Reboot

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2683
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	156318
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Buildings Constructed:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

This cherished server is making a comeback! Tired of complicated mods and resource packs? Smithereens provides the vanilla experience along with an economy system and player-run shops. Join us and immerse yourself in the pure, nostalgic world of Minecraft.

smithereens.withermc.io:19206

VentureBlock MC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9333
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	178	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Venture Block MC 1.20.1 Sanctuary Survival server based economy, quests, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Escape Survival player based economy, quests, player shops, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Creative Test World to test all your build ideas before building in survival, create schematics, maps and more!

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OceaniaCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7630
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Crops Grown:	4013
Zombie Dances:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

OceaniaCraft offers players a unique survival/economy experience with a massive list of non pay-to-win ranks to earn through gameplay!We have a very unique selection of custom made plugins that aim to maintain most vanilla aspects of the game while still introducing an economy aspect with the focus on gaining ranks through in-game currency and gameplay.Our player base is super friendly and our dedicated staff team volunteer around the clock to ensure that your experience is as enjoyable as possible. We hope to see you around!

play.oceaniacraft.net

Hollowtree

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9998
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Chimeras Created:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Runes Activated:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

play.hollowtree.net

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8148
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6218	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

minehut.com

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3562
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

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Hopela – Survival

Survival

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7740
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Chimeras Created:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Mines Excavated:	2570
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

play.hopela.fr

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9201
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

play.mysticvalleycraft.com

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5713
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Runes Activated:	5	Animals Bred:	134
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Meteorites Collected:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Dragons Tamed:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

ms.airidale.net

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4334
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

play.auscraft.net

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	178
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6389
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6685
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	30
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Villages Defended:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6495
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Meteorites Collected:	4

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu