Blocky McBlockface: Where Crypto and Stocks Meet Minecraft Madness!

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Are you tired of the same old boring ways to make money? Want to live life on the edge and take risks that will make your heart race? Look no further than our insane Minecraft server!

Join our server for the chance to participate in wild heists and robberies, all in the name of making that sweet, sweet cash. Take on big businesses and corporations as your targets, leaving them scratching their heads as you walk away with bags of diamonds and gold.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. You’ll need to use all your cunning and skill to outsmart the authorities and other players who are after the same prize. Can you handle the adrenaline rush of pulling off the ultimate heist?

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the thrill of the chase, join our Minecraft server today. Who knows, you might just walk away with enough money to fund your wildest dreams. Just remember, it’s all in good fun…right? 😉

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Void Armor Forged:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

SeaSide

MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Villages Defended:	5	New Chunks Explored:	627427
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	13

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

HexArchon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Meteorites Collected:	3	Star Shards Collected:	113
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Teacher

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

WHY

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Dragon Scales Harvested:	307	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Dimension Hops:	14
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Crops Grown:	3796	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Ores Mined:	7075	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Enchantments Applied:	103
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Emeralds Found:	7681
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Crops Grown:	1331	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Dragon Eggs Found:	4473
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Golden Galaxy MC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	3389	Potions Brewed:	74
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PixelBallers

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Raiding, Towny

Server IP: play.pixelballers.com Website: https://store.pixelballers.com/ Discord: discord.gg/arC4jsmKxGPixelmon Reforged 1.16.5 / BUILD Biomes ModCome join an awesome community of people who love playing pixelmon! Everyone here is super helpful and there are tons of ways to get extra goodies in game. We pride ourselves in keeping a peaceful environment, so we can focus on good times and catching them all. Will you be the next Baller?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Emeralds Found:	7726
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Star Shards Collected:	154	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Happy-HG Network

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

Home of the most original SkyBlock, Parkours and Mini-Games, the Happy-HG Network is a fun and unique playing experience! Join mc.happy-hg.com to begin your adventure!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).