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Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 2087 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 | Animals Bred: | 60 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will kick butt and take names in your honor.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).