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Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 4367 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 15 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
Dimension Hops: | 8 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 9 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will kick butt and take names in your honor.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).