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Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 5963 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
Zombie Dances: | 8 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 18 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 17 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 9 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and insane stories. We once had a player who tried to use a firewall to block a licensing service, but ended up accidentally summoning a horde of creepers instead! And don’t even get us started on the player who tried to use a VM and ended up crashing the entire server – talk about a performance fail!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now for the most outrageous and hilarious gaming experience of your life. Who knew blocking internet access could be so much fun?